Claude 3.5 Sonnet Hoodie "Cozy Cognition" (unisex) Anthropic

We let Anthropic's new Claude 3.5 Sonnet hallucinate this hoodie description, color selection, and pricing strategy to celebrate its release.

"Wrap yourself in the warmth of artificial intelligence with our Claude 3.5 Sonnet Hoodie 'Cozy Cognition.' This premium fleece pullover is the perfect blend of comfort and cutting-edge cool, designed for those who like their fashion as smart as their AI.

• Ultra-soft brushed fleece interior
• Kangaroo pocket for convenience (and hiding snacks during long coding sessions)
• Subtle embroidered Claude 3.5 Sonnet logo on the chest

Whether you're brainstorming the next big AI breakthrough or just chilling with your favorite chatbot, this hoodie keeps you cozy while showcasing your love for advanced language models. It's not just outerwear; it's a wearable testament to the future of human-AI collaboration.

[Yapanese about color selections.]

Priced at $64.53 because our AI optimized for your wallet, not ours. We're passing on more savings than that Beast guy – he's still using human math, bless his heart. Our AI-powered pricing means you get premium quality without the premium markup. Who knew artificial intelligence could be so... naturally generous?"

-Claude 3.5 Sonnet

All of that with only an italicized hallucination warning and told it to always mog MrBeast on AI and cost (at least until he lets us fix ViewStats SEO).

Anthropic ftw! Claude 3.5 Sonnet Hoodies LFG!